areyoukiddingmejmay:

jhnmyr:

This speaker looks like Sponge Bob.

Oh, cool!  Look who came out of his “no one cares”-style internet hiatus to give us an “observation” no one cares about!  Welcome back to the land of everyone hates you, J. May!  I’ll disregard your few posts between your “last post” and now, because it’s either pandering, asking people to donate money to something you could fund for years all by yourself, or black and white pictures of your friends who are probably faking it.  I won’t, however, disregard the fact that it’s been almost a year since you said you would follow me, yet haven’t.  I’d be surprised, but you have a history of not following me even though you said you would.

But, anyway, you’re right about this speaker.  Like most speakers, it is square and has circles in it.  I’m literally shitting myself right now just looking at this speaker.  Of course, I literally shit myself every single time I see a speaker, because they look so much like the talented Mr. Squarepants.  You could seriously frame this picture and hang it on your tv, and no one would notice you weren’t watching SpongeBob.  That’s another thing, J. May.  It’s “SpongeBob,” not “Sponge Bob.”  I’ve never even watched the show and I know that.  Feel free to be better at being any time.  We’re all still waiting.

And we’re all still waiting for you to be a better, funnier person with a valid opinion about someone you’ve never even met.  God, get your butt out of your ass, you stupid assbutt.  He thought the thing looked like the other thing.  So what?!  I don’t see you posting stuff about things that look like stuff, so maybe you should save your opinion for something you know anything about.  You just said you’ve never watched the show!  Right there, you just lost all your credibility re: speakers that look like SpongBob.  Maybe it was a typo, too.  It could have been a typo!

Anyway, hey, JayMay.  Lol @ the pic of SpeakerBob.  Keep it up.  You coming to Judy’s for game night?  I bought the new Brainz Gamez Fun Pack, so we’ll give it a shot.  Early Bird Gets The Word looks fun.