areyoukiddingmejmay:

jhnmyr:

I had 3.3 million Twitter followers back in March April when I announced that I’d be predominantly posting on Tumblr, a site that takes all of 25 seconds to sign up for. Five months later I have just passed 50,000 followers, a fraction of my Twitter base… I will leave the opining up to you, but I think I made the right move. I now have an even larger Tumblr addiction but it’s sort of like a book addiction, or a gambling addiction where you always walk away with the casino’s money… it’s one of those things you do all the time but isn’t all that bad for you. Well, except for those two “artful” nudie Tumblr sites I follow… they slow my productivity down a bit…

I think you made the right choice, too, J. May.  Tumblr’s awesome, even if you’re doing it wrong.  You also probably shouldn’t have told everyone that you’d follow them if they followed you and reblogged your post.  ALSO, J. MAY?!?  You didn’t announce you’d be “predominantly” posting on Tumblr.  You announced that you were quitting Twitter.  As in, no more tweets from J. May.  But just like your BLATANT LIE ABOUT FOLLOWING ME, you made a BLATANT LIE ABOUT NOT TWEETING ANYMORE.  I’ll save you the trouble, J. May.  Both of those links are to the same post.  You know the one.  It’s the one where you talk about what a huge fucking liar you are.  I’m over being over you not following me like you said you would, J. May.  Once again, I think you should follow me because you fucking said you would.  I’m sorry I lied about being over it (just like you lied about being over Twitter).  At least I can admit when I’m wrong, J. May, or when I lie.  Not you, though.  That would take valuable seconds that you’re using blocking me instead of responding to me or following me.

Also, J. May?  Your name is J. May.  

Ok, seriously, guy?  Get a life.  This is pathetic and you are pathetic.  Do you really think it’s an insult to call him “J. May?”  The only person it insults is spell people, because you spelled it wrong.  JayMay is never going to follow you.  I doubt he has the time and I know he doesn’t have the interest.  In fact, he talks to me about how he doesn’t have time to respond to you and he talks to me about it all the time, so I can tell you firsthand that he doesn’t have the time.

And, oh, no!  JayMay “said” he’d follow you and then he didn’t.  People make claims they don’t follow through on all the time.  This is not news.  Did you even read his post?  He has 50,000 followers.  Do you really expect him to follow 50,000 people because “he said he would?”  That is so unreasonable, and it’s even more unreasonable to think he’d choose you to follow or choose your messages to respond to.  Tumblr is for people who actually like each other and people who actually know him (like me), and what your doing is illegal and if it’s not it should be, because you are forcing me to read you’re posts and I hate it.

Also, hi, JayMay.  Sorry I missed you at Deb’s tupperware party.  Terrance got whooping cough, and Coleen and I were up all night dealing with it.  We were just too exhausted to even get out the door.  Don’t worry, though, Terrance is feeling a lot better.  He actually started singing along to Continuum this morning, so that’s a good sign.  He is still your biggest, most adorable fan!  Maybe we can get together some time later this week?  Coleen has her book club on Thursday, so that might be a good night for it.  I can see if Deb can babysit.  Or, if he’s feeling better, I could see if Terrance wants to sleep over at his friend Reggie’s place.  They haven’t had a sleepover in a while.  Oh, I’m babbling.  Just wanted to catch up.  Give me a call when you get a chance, I know you’re still busy trying to train Brisket.  I’ll be in the office til 5 today.

Love you and miss you, JayMay!